Um, yeah.
I'll keep this one short.
I mean I know you all like it when they're long, but it's late and I can only conjure up a short one...
Sorry, it's late at night, my sense of humor may fall a little flaccid.
MOVIE REVIEW: Unhung Hero
Pros:
Well, I gotta hand to the guy, he's got balls. I mean you gotta have a lot of cohones to make a movie about penises. Even when all of your exes are just pricks.
He dove right in, tip first, and went to some really incredible lengths for this film. I'd shake his hand, but I know where it's been...a lot
Cons:
Um, well, that dick weight lifter had balls.....and I'm counting them as two huge cons
Also, never watch this with your female best friend, it's awkward as hell....balls, forgot a pun
How it sizes up:
In all seriousness it was a funny cockumentary. It went places very few docs ever would, but I give the star credit, and the needle scene and the surgery scene are on my most cringeworthy scenes ever...
Final verdickt: below average
Actual verdickt: 77
Very fun, but god, so many dicks
I apologize, that had way too many puns. It's almost like I'm over compensating
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