Movie Review 24: Hansel and Gretel Get Baked

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So, short little review today, not why I actually sat through this, Thank god I wasn't paying full attention.

Lets just get it goin!

MOVIE REVIEW: Hansel and Gretel Get Baked

Pros:
A pot horror movie based on Hansel and Gretel. Oh, I guess that's why I watched it. It's only made better that Alexis from Castle is in it. 

other than some decent kills and a few good little things, like Gretel using skittles as the breadcrumbs. then a stoner girl eating them, the movie was rather lame.

Cons:
Well, I guarantee that I'll forget I watched this tomorrow. It's just another random Horror wannabe. Never really felt like it was going anywhere, and I was sure Neither Hansel and Gretel were going to die. I mean, seriously, We all know the story, why bother remaking it again as a pot horror?

and really? a pot horror movie? that's different but it just makes the characters unmotivated and rather lame. half of the characters didn't care they were about to die until after they were dead. kinda mirrored my own thoughts about them. But I figured every character was expendable. which was true, everyone died, except the title characters.

and the witch, she just regenerates, losing any feeling of accomplishment. 

Final Verdict: 32
Decently acted I guess, but ultimately super forgettable.

Now turning on something else as I finish Up some Perler stuff.

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